Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Zeus declares that 4th and 5th shall receive medals at the next Olympics
Breaking News - Mount Olympus, Greece.
Zeus has decreed that 4th and 5th place should get medals at the next Winter Olympics at Sochi Russia in 2014.
Sources say Zeus thought fourth place finishers have suffered long enough and added that fifth place should get a medal too. The long abandoned pagan deity said on Thursday morning after reading the papers:
"After all, there are five rings in the Olympic Flag - Look peoples, five rings a make it a five medals! Is good harmony. Do!"